Perfect for: those ready to become crude oil, friends fortunate enough to look older than they are, A Land before Time fans.

Front of card reads “Paleontologists Discovered A New Fossil Today… But Enough About Your Birthday”.

The inside is left blankfor you to add your own personal touch.

Card size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

Made byI’ll Know It When I See It inVancouver, British Columbia.